Make their birthday hurt a little.
RoastPop turns your best intel, worst photos, and most questionable memories into a personalized RoastCard. It is the gag gift people cannot resist filming themselves opening.
No design skills. No awkward blank card. Just beautifully targeted nonsense.
Incoming roast
“A heartfelt reminder that you are everyone’s favorite cautionary tale.”
New product. Clear standards.
The roast should be the surprise—not the process.
Your inside jokes stay yours
We use the details you give us to build the gag—not to make a generic card.
Mean in the fun way
Every roast is tuned for playful chaos, not actual friendship-ending behavior.
Made for the reveal
A shareable card experience designed to earn the immediate group-chat reaction.
Built for specific chaos
Give us the dirt. We will give it a punchline.
RoastPop makes a real card from the little details that make your person impossible to ignore.
01 / Load the evidence
Name the occasion. Add the lore.
Tell us about their suspiciously long coffee order, their fantasy football obsession, or that one story nobody lets them forget. The more specific the prompt, the sharper the card.
Roast controls
Tone dial
Lovingly brutal → absolutely feral
Occasion prompts
Birthdays, breakups, promotions, and Tuesdays
Ready-to-send format
A polished digital card built for the big reveal
02 / Generate the hit
A card with actual personality.
RoastPop turns your inputs into a structured, sendable RoastCard—so you can skip the “what do I write?” spiral and get straight to the reaction.
Happy birthday, legend
You have the confidence of a person who has never checked their bank balance.
Love, your friends, who are concerned but entertained.
Pick your level of menace
Simple pricing for complicated friendships.
Buy a single unforgettable card or keep the group chat supplied.
Single Roast
One perfect hit
$4 / card
- One personalized RoastCard
- Custom name, occasion, and roast details
- Instant share-ready digital delivery
Party Pack
Best for the group chatFive cards, zero mercy
$15 / 5 cards
Your friend’s next favorite insult is waiting.
Make a RoastCard that proves you know them well enough to roast them responsibly.